An Amateur Philosofic

I'm just a little girl with too many thoughts for one little head..

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barbieprivilege:

honestly i applaud all girls who tell gross strange men to f*ck off but dnt feel ashamed if u can’t bring yourself to bc basically you’re taking the chance of “this guy might stab me for this” which is fairly plausible given history + Power dynamics so, like, dnt turn ur nose ^^^ at ppl who have a harder time with that

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savannahblair:

i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye

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questiun:

romeo oh romeo can thou telleth me if i am thy bae or naw

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newzealandprince:

if ur laptop doesnt smell like fire then ur losing 

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demonizedhumanity:

missxdelaney:

itseasytoremember:

there are people on this website with children

there are people on this website who have their life together

there are people on this website who are award winning novelists

today i tried to smile at someone with water in my mouth and almost died

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I’m on my phone so idk what that gif is but i have feeling it’s either spn related or it’s the gif of harry smiling at cho

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mellowminty:

i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

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princeowl:

when i meet people who dont like birds

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666-slut:

when your crush posts a new selfie

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carlilecat:

the-midnightcity:

This is so sad. I wonder if people realize how poignant this image is, and what it really represents. Suicide/depression is not a phase, it is a disease and an illness that eats away at you every single day. it should be taken just as seriously as cancer or any other terminal illness, and unfortunately, it’s not.

suicide is not a phase because it can only happen once
kiki-myaki:

Quote from teacher: “You’re taking a photo of ass war, aren’t you”

Australian English - a Handy Guide, part 1

Pissed: either angry or drunk. Sometimes both.
Piss easy: extremely easy.
Pissed off: either in the context of being angry, or having left a place.
Piss Up: an event containing alcohol.
Pissing down: Raining heavily.
Pissed on: usually used to describe being rained on.
Piss around: dawdle or delay; procrastinate.
Pissing contest: attempting to prove one's abilities are better than someone else's, for no discernible gain.
Piss faced (see also 'shitfaced'): inebriated.
Pissy: either angry, or something very small.
Piss-poor/piss-weak: weak or disappointing.
Piss head: Alcoholic individual.
As an example: George and some other piss head got into a pissing contest, where George put in a piss poor effort and got pissed off because it started pissing down. He'd figured it would be piss easy to win, so he was pissy and spent the rest of the afternoon pissing around before deciding to piss off and avoid getting pissed on any further by the rain.

a simplified guide to sexualities

homosexual: sexually attracted to homer simpson
pansexual: gets off to various kitchen utensils
asexual: gets turned on by the first letter of the latin alphabet
demisexual: sexually attracted to you if and only if your blood is half divine
bisexual: can only have sex with two people ever. choose wisely
heterosexual: can only be satisfied by macklemore

sofiaauditores:

*inhales* what a beautiful day *exhales* to play video games for 15 hours straight

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pimpdaddytavros:

i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble  

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