An Amateur Philosofic

I'm just a little girl with too many thoughts for one little head..

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helenas-hood:

gllob:

a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced

I asked my old science teacher this and he said “I make jokes to make myself laugh because I know I’m funny.”

(Source: toxicwinner, via ugly)

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sizvideos:

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phoneticmeow:

davidthedeer:

punkbeds:

BOYS TO AVOID:
-boys that are against feminism
-boys that call girls sluts and whores
-boys that think a vagina gets loose after having a lot of sex
-white boys that use the n word
-bronies

GIRLS TO AVOID:

-girls that use feminism as an excuse to hate men

-girls that think that they shouldn’t be judged for fucking excessive amounts of people

BOYS TO AVOID:

-tumblr user davidthedeer

(Source: itrustdrakewithmylife, via ticketstubsanddiaries)

stiles2014:

i hate it when my “friends” just dismiss something i’m really passionate about like “oh you’re talking about that again” like shut up don’t ruin this for me do you know how many times i’ve pretended to care or even genuinely tried to get interested in what you like????? the least you could do is fake it rather than making me feel like a burden

(Source: elizabethoslen, via ihadtheangelblade)

ilovenotcamping:

The Disney Princes

joshhutchercat:

rainycx:

joshhutchercat:

*adopts 420 children* haha raise it

don’t you mean blaze it? 

NO YOU DON’T BLAZE 420 CHILDREN THAT’S WRONG

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anothercleverjedimindtrick:

trebled-negrita-princess:

babiegyrle:

losrachetss:

kingmuthaphuckinbasquiat:

thaunderground:

sizvideos:

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I’ve never used the word “exasperating” in my vocab ever.

Lmaoooo he said “buy me some earplugs too”

He is too grown lmao 😂😂

Lololol this was hilarious

And he used it CORRECTLY

Damn hahaha

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lindsaychrist:

woah

krvsty:

yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have u ever heard of chocolate fountains

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meghanbluebird:

discovergeneralmills:

Walk in.
See this.
Wat do?

Depends, do you own a dog?

guldo:

IM FUCKIN CRYING

(via diagnosednonsense)

gnarly:

when you and your friends see a fine booty

image

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hurra-skolen-braender:

hemmeligenoter:

omg sletter det om lidt
p.s. det er mig vittighedsdronningen

min vittighedsdronning
college: Why should we accept you
me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
college: damn son you in